Apparently I was tardy for the party…
...because I didn’t realize that my least favorite Real Housewife of ATL was playing for the other team now. Apparently Kim Zolciak, the aspiring country singer with one of the worst singing voices in history, has pulled a Lindsay Lohan and found herself a girlfriend. She’s dating some DJ named Tracy Young that you’ve never heard of but is apparently well known in music biz among much bigger names like Madonna and Cher. This begs a very important question—what the hell is she doing slummin’ with loser Kim???
We all know what Kimmy is getting out of this equation. Mouthy sources tell Eonline that she has yet to sign her new contract with Bravo for the upcoming season and that some Bravo executives feel Kim decided to “become gay” because having a juicy storyline could help her in negotiations. I wouldn’t put it past her. She obviously needs the money since that bobo wig line of hers isn’t going anywhere. But then again, maybe this is true love. Somehow, I don’t think so.
Thankfully, Bravo reps decided to keep their traps shut and not comment. Hopefully Nene doesn’t do the same. I can’t wait to hear what the crazy lady has to say about all this. Not to mention Bethenny of NY fame.
Speaking of Bethenny and NY, I can’t wait for the premiere of NY. Move over Orange County ‘cause I heart Bethenny, her big ol’ mouth and her bestie, Jill Zarin. Crazy eyes Ramona brings something special to the table as well as Alex and her creeptastic husband, Simon. The Countess, (can we still call her that post-divorce???), I can take her or leave her but it seems like she’s there to stay. *shrug* And then there is the certifiable crazy lady, Kelly Bensimon. I think she may have inhaled too much self tanner because something it wrong with that girl.
From the previews, there looks to be a lot of juicy drama this season with cat fights among EVERYONE. Seriously, is anyone on this show getting along???? I can’t wait to find out.
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